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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Release this on DVD...yesterday!

Okay, I'm hardly alone here. Not by a looooong shot. So why isn't this movie on DVD yet. Let's make it happen people. It's a cinematic tour du force. It's got it all. And I can almost guarantee it will sell. What's this masterpiece you ask?
That's right, homeskillets. The Mama Jammin' Monster Squad. Wolfman's got nards, indeed. I want this DVD. I need this DVD. Someone make this DVD! I can buy TV shows, the complete series, of shit I've never heard of, but I can't get any love for Scary German Guy? And what about the eminent quotability. I've already mentioned "Wolfman's got nards!' but what about "She's a version..." or "My name...is HORACE." or "I'm in the goddamn club, aren't I?" or one that I haven't used in awhile, but still would if someone would steal my twinkie..."Creature stole my twinkie..."

I'm only half joking, my friends. It's not a great movie. But damn it all, I want this on DVD. I grew up with this movie. I need it.

And while we're at it...RAD, anyone? I'd like that available too. And not because it has a gymnast named Bart playing a BMXer named Bart. And not for that "dance scene" with "Send Me an Angel."
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3 comments:

  1. MegaFebruary 25, 2007 at 1:43 PM

    I think its a solid movie, but its no "The Warriors", heh

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  2. BartFebruary 25, 2007 at 2:04 PM

    Yes, but isn't The Warriors on DVD?

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2007 at 5:00 PM

    Oh dear god. I must have this DVD too and have been bemoaning the fact that it wasn't ever since I read that That Fat Kid died. Do you know how sad and lonely that no one laughs when I say "Is she a vershun?"

    But in answer to your question, here are a few rumors:

    http://www.horrorhound.com/news/newsview.aspx?g=11&f=11&t=65&p=138

    http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/8201

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