With all these new low-cal hydrators hitting the market, like Gatorades G2, completely marketing themselves as having lower calories as the "in game" hydration drinks, or whatever, I think I can make a killing.
I'm gonna sell my tap water.
Here you go folks. Natural hydration, with zero calories! YOU CAN'T LOSE!
Christ, people are stupid. Drink water, take a separate vitamin. Unless you're an athlete, you don't really "need" Gatorade. Even the low cal stuff.
you're only a marketing genius until someone protests your pushing of dihydrogen monoxide, a substance which has been proven to be a lethal :)
ReplyDeleteBreaking news - rats given sugar eat less and get slimmer than rats given 'lo-cal' saccharine.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go for marketing 'hi-sug' because - because I desperately need to get rich.
Either that or bottled air, the ultimate non-consumable consumer good.
On the side of a 12-pack of Coke Zero, it indicates that you can drink the stuff for hydration purposes after working out.
ReplyDeleteNever mind the diuretic properties of caffeine, right?
I swear, the American population will buy anything as long as it's packaged pretty & we act like it's something amazing.
ReplyDeletePut it this way... a lot of bottled water is just tap water from a municipal source... so you are on solid ground with this idea.
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