In other news, Bill Gates is hopeful that we don't get too reliant on computers.

From Gawker: Tabloid Editor Lacks Mirror.

Really, it speaks for itself. It really really does. Really really.

Of course, I've never been much for letting things speak for itself. A diatribe is worth a thousand pictures, I've always said.

Okay, I've never said that until now, but how would that sound? I guess I know how it sounds now...anyway.

Seriously? Are you serious? Have you looked at your own magazine lately (for those who aren't link readers, it's US Weekly)? Your whole magazine is the dumbing down of media. See the title for how I think your whining is fundamentally retarded. As I'm fond of pointing out, you're part of the problem, not the solution. Start being the solution or zip it.

(Please don't. I'm a sucker for celebrity gossip, until it becomes overkill)