Do I Gotta?

That scamp Dan tagged me...oh joy! I'll comply, though I really hate sharing "little known things" about myself. For one thing, for you guys, almost everything about me is little known. Secondly, they're little known for a reason. However, I'm not going to tag anybody else in response, mainly because, presently, I have very few active blogger peers who are active enough.

So with very little fanfare and zero more toodoo, or however that's spelled:
1) I can pretty much "crack" every joint on my body, even things you wouldn't think of.
2) I rarely sneeze only once. I probably average 4 at a time. Very scary when driving. One of the few things I inherited from my father that I didn't appreciate.
3) I have hyperlipademia. Basically, my body creates cholesterol no matter what I eat.
4) For the first 4 or 5 years of my life, I had blonde hair. Then very quickly it darkened to a dark brown.
5) I had a lazy googly eye at a young age, and wore corrective lenses for it (and now wear corrective lenses to see, period). When I'm tired, it will still go wonkely on me.
6) Every day, I try to quote a movie or TV show, in or out of context, regardless of whether I think people will pick up the reference.
7) I'm ambidextrous, left hand dominant.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show, try the veal.

Tag? Isn't that a Body Spray?

So, I was tagged by David McMahon as a blog that makes him think. Awesome. Of course, now he's gonna make ME think as a result. That I'm not so much a fan of. But, I'm also in a "I need to be a publicity whore right now" mood, so off I go. Thanks for the tag-a-roonie, David, and away we go with my list. Of course, I may do some repeating. I reserve that right.

1) Deb at Making Peace with Toilet Paper. There's a reason why David ranks her so high all the time, even though it fills me with the red boiling jealous rage.
2) Flimsy Sanity. I'm a pretty radical dude. In both senses of the word.
3) The Women on the Verge's Did We Say That Out Loud. What more can you ask for from Lucy and Ethel?
4) A Darker Shade of Black. Ak-Man is an impressive writer.
5) Dawn's Thoughts from Along the Broken Road. She makes me want to start a side blog about the Orioles, but it'd really be a waste, and lost in the cacophony.

Honorable mention go to The Queen, but she really doesn't update that much, and of course, David McMahon himself, who I like to go all puntacular on whenever possible. Oh, and of course, the immensely talented, incredibly sexy Bart at Crazywhack Shiznit for Your Brizzle. That guy makes me think about tons of stuff on a second by second basis.

Apparently, we got some rules. The rules are: a) If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to five blogs that make you think, and b) link to this post so that people can easily find the origin of this award.