Showing posts with label The Monster Squad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Monster Squad. Show all posts

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Release this on DVD...yesterday!

Okay, I'm hardly alone here. Not by a looooong shot. So why isn't this movie on DVD yet. Let's make it happen people. It's a cinematic tour du force. It's got it all. And I can almost guarantee it will sell. What's this masterpiece you ask?
That's right, homeskillets. The Mama Jammin' Monster Squad. Wolfman's got nards, indeed. I want this DVD. I need this DVD. Someone make this DVD! I can buy TV shows, the complete series, of shit I've never heard of, but I can't get any love for Scary German Guy? And what about the eminent quotability. I've already mentioned "Wolfman's got nards!' but what about "She's a version..." or "My name...is HORACE." or "I'm in the goddamn club, aren't I?" or one that I haven't used in awhile, but still would if someone would steal my twinkie..."Creature stole my twinkie..."

I'm only half joking, my friends. It's not a great movie. But damn it all, I want this on DVD. I grew up with this movie. I need it.

And while we're at it...RAD, anyone? I'd like that available too. And not because it has a gymnast named Bart playing a BMXer named Bart. And not for that "dance scene" with "Send Me an Angel."
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