Showing posts with label bathroom humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom humor. Show all posts

Thursday, July 5, 2007

I Have Weird Pets

So, you pretty much knew that.


However, I'm gonna nail it home for you all. I was planning on talking about Elmo getting in to a box of Raisinettes. But then, normal behavior (for my pets anyway) behavior kicked in and I couldn't resist.

Both my cat and dog like to be in the bathroom with me when I'm "taking care of business."

See, when The Queen isn't home, I'll keep the door open. Don't ask my why or how I've picked up that habit, I simply have. Well anyway, I'm not surprised in the slightest about Elmo getting his face in there. With the door open, he'll bug you in any room. It's Annie that surprises me.

Simply because it seems like she's attracted...to the smell. Because she doesn't follow me in...she'll find her way in after a couple of minutes have passed. And then lay there and stare up at me. And as soon as the lever is depressed and everything is flushed away, she gets up and saunters away.

Like I said, I've got weird pets.

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