Edit: Miscarriage of justice resolved. Thanks Judge dude!
They let Paris Hilton go home? What bullshit is this? This is a complete miscarriage of justice. Completely moronic. You might as well put it in the Constitution now...if you have money, you don't have to go to jail. Not even the special part of jail reserved for rich/famous people. For some unspecified medical reason.
IT'S BULLSHIT.
If this were any of us "little people" they wouldn't give a rat's ass. We'd be getting cornholed (and whatever they do to female convicts) on a regular basis, and the guards would simply look the other way.

THE IDIOCY OF THAT IS MIND BOGGLING.
That's like grounding your kid to his room, which has cable TV, video games, and internet access.
GOING TO JAIL IS SUPPOSED TO BE PUNISHMENT. Whatever "medical" problem that rich bitch had was mostly like caused because SHE WAS IN JAIL.
I hate this country. I should have moved to Canada like I said I was going to if Dubya was elected back in 2000. Though, I always told myself I didn't go through with it because he wasn't elected. That and Canada actually came out with a statement that they shouldn't be looked to as a "way out."
When Paris Hilton gets arrested again for any sort of drinking related crime, I'm going to simultaneously laugh and cry.
"All you people in city hall...you're f'n it up for the peoples that's in the street..." City Hall, Tenacious D