Friday, January 18, 2008

Haiku, Special "Movies You'd Have to Pay Me to See" Edition

Cloverfield opens
Godzilla meets Blair Witch?
you can count me out.


I'm sorry, but ticket prices are too expensive these days for me to watch a 90210 reject cast run around New York from a monster you LEARN NOTHING ABOUT in a "found footage" movie that's bound to leave you sick to your stomach. Yeah, you never saw the Blair Witch, but you learned all about her.

I get the feeling this movie will have a strong opening weekend, and post good numbers on the sheer fact that it was relatively low budget, but be a footnote in cinema history.


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3 comments:

  1. 46 million big! (I have no idea if it's any good.)

    plus, at $9 a ticket, that's only five million people, right?

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  2. Haven't seen it yet but based off what I heard, I won't waste my time.

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  3. Your haikus are always fun. Say hello to the Queen for me!

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