Thank you all for coming today.
Over the weekend, it was brought to light that I tested positive for steroids in the past. These allegations are true. I have indeed used steroids. In the summer of 1998, I was doing yardwork, clearing some brush away from plants, and foolishly forgot to use some arm protection. In short order, I had a very bad case of poison ivy up both of my arms. For the next month, I was on a steroid regiment. I'm not proud of this act, but I felt it necessary at the time in order to perform. I hope I haven't tarnished my status to my many fans.
lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are hereby sentenced to a three month suspension in which you will engage in no yardwork of any kind. Oh, wait! That's the sentence for smoking weed. Well you were working with weeds so let the sentence stand as is. :P
ReplyDeleteI knew it! that yard looked too well groomed for a month.
ReplyDeleteDawn pointed me your way (about a week before you brought down the BIC)...pleasure reading your blog, from one Baltimorian to another. Look forward to more from you in the future...feel free to check out my little neck of the world wide woods at http://jdawgs-real.blogspot.com -- and I am totally disappointed in your steroid use - how dare you get Poison ivy! I, too have done steroids...when I tore up my back, they injected a steroid to help with my back spasm and spinal spasms...that was 92 for me
ReplyDeleteI came over from Bob's place. Little did I know I would encounter a steroid fiend.
ReplyDeleteyou're stoopid! This was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Thanks for the laugh : )
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