Thursday, July 5, 2007

I Have Weird Pets

So, you pretty much knew that.


However, I'm gonna nail it home for you all. I was planning on talking about Elmo getting in to a box of Raisinettes. But then, normal behavior (for my pets anyway) behavior kicked in and I couldn't resist.

Both my cat and dog like to be in the bathroom with me when I'm "taking care of business."

See, when The Queen isn't home, I'll keep the door open. Don't ask my why or how I've picked up that habit, I simply have. Well anyway, I'm not surprised in the slightest about Elmo getting his face in there. With the door open, he'll bug you in any room. It's Annie that surprises me.

Simply because it seems like she's attracted...to the smell. Because she doesn't follow me in...she'll find her way in after a couple of minutes have passed. And then lay there and stare up at me. And as soon as the lever is depressed and everything is flushed away, she gets up and saunters away.

Like I said, I've got weird pets.

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11 comments:

  1. Hi Bart-Man,

    Been crook (sick) hence I haven't visited every day, as I normally do.

    Cheers

    David

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  2. That is one hell of a fat moggy - looks like she could swallow the pooch just for a snack..

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  3. Hey, don't make fun of my beautiful furry goddess ... she's voluptuous, not fat. ;)

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  4. My wife's cat likes to rub up against my legs while sitting on the throne, but only during #1. And standing up for it doesn't bring her in. Yeah, cats are weirdos.

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  5. And... I have no idea what to say to that. LOL.

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  6. I LOVE Raisinettes! You don't feed these only to your pets, do you??

    :)

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  7. Um, yes... that's quite a "voluptuous" cat you've got there. That was pretty funny, dude.

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  8. I'll put it blunt for you- your cat is freaking fat!

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  9. One of my cats likes to sit on my lap and get his ears cleaned while I #1.

    Totally weird!

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  10. My cat would follow me in and use the litter box. He also liked to eat tomatoes and broccoli.

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  11. One of my kitties always comes in when she hears a tinkle. She knows that I'm sitting down and my hands can easily reach her for a quick petting... Pets *are* weird.

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