Tuesday, July 22, 2008

To the Teenager Outside the Snoball Stand:

You don't borrow money, even 3 dollars, from a stranger. You borrow money from people you know. Family, friends, even loose acquaintances. But from a stranger? You simply get it. It's yours. You're gonna find me to pay me back 3 bucks? Doubt it. I really didn't have the three dollars, but I sure as hell wouldn't have let you borrow it like you asked.


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3 comments:

  1. That was a horrible pun...but I still laughed.

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  2. I can't believe the nerve some people have! I would never be able to ask a complete stranger for money. I would have to be a in a really tough place just to ask a friend!

    That being said, there are worse things to ask to borrow. Like when someone asks me if they can borrow a tissue. Ummm, you can keep it thanks.

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