Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Oh, He's Really Gonna Get It Now...

So yesterday, I got some results back from a chiro. Finally had enough of the back pain in the morning, especially since it started to get worse in the sense that it would carry over in to the day longer sometimes. So, he pulls out the x-rays. Found out later that these were the wrong ones, which is nice because that guy was REALLY screwed up...but mine weren't great either. Not as bad as this guys though. Anyway, the doc tells me that there's damage near the problem area, as well as my pelvis being out of alignment which is causing a horizontal spinal compensation, and asks about any trauma in the past. I remind him about a fall I took in winter (which I did blog about...I slipped on some ice and butt bumped down about 3 stairs). He says "oh, no, I'm talking years ago." So we start thinking about it, and he reminds me that I said stuff about bike spills as a kid. Then I remember it.

It.

This.

And I realize, that the asshole from Archbishop Curley might have done more than simply completely screw my knees up. I mean, I hit hard almost completely horizontally. It definitely could have thrown my pelvis out of alignment slightly, as well as causing trauma along the spine itself from the impact. I simply never noticed because the obvious and pressing pain and problems were coming from the knee. Then the butt bump aggravated it or accelerated it, whatever you want to say.

So, if I see him now, it's on like Donkey Kong. Punched in the nuts is too good for him. Effin' jackass.



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  1. Dude. Whatever you have planned for him is too good. Ramp it up 10 fold. That f-ing sucks. Can you do anything about it?

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