OUTRAGE!
RIOT IN THE STREETS MY CHILDREN!
B.J. Novak, acerbic genius, has brought to light the most heinous of conspiracies. Masterminded by the Bush Administration? No. Not even FEMA (since I'm on a X-Files movie kick) could have done something this dastardly. No, brethren, this despicable crime was brought unto us by Cadbury. CADBURY! The devil who fattened us is now secretly trying to THIN US! Spread the brave word of Novak and O'Brien, friends, before that bawking rabbit puts a .22 between their eyes:
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hee hee hee! You said "bj!!!"
ReplyDeleteWheyy-heyy, and here was I thinking it was only me!!! (Don't get me even started on Mars Bars.) Thank you for bringing this important conspiracy to light.. I will sleep better, tonight.
ReplyDeleteYours faithfully,
Sad old Sack.
They REALLY are smaller. I am not a creame egg lover, but what a conspiracy to bilk us all.
ReplyDeleteDeb
Bart, so far you have led me down the right path to inserting pics in the middle of posts, now lend me your creative knowledge and tell me how the he** I get YouTube into my friggin blog. I'm stumped. Tried and tried, and because I have the new Blogger version it 'aint working. :(