Rhyme and Treason results

Here’s our entries. Starting with Brian from Oxford.

...and shot herself dead.
...and gave her man head (because she was tired of being pregnant)
...and snuck off to be fed.
...behind the woodshed.

On to whodatdare.

... with a pipe made of lead
...'til she cracked all their heads.

Next up is Chewy.

And in the morning the Department of Social Services arrived to take them all away.

Followed by ozlady.

-til they were purplish-red
- and studied biomed
- coz she was seeing red

Bring on chert.

...and tucked them in bed.
The bed was too small, and her efforts for nowt:
As she pushed one more in, another fell out.
Starved and beaten to thinness , they wouldn't stay put.
She wished more had been taken by Athlete's Foot.

David gives us:

... and sent 'em to live with Uncle Fred.
... and checked herself into Club Med
... and she bet the house on the Kentucky Derby favorite, which won by a short half-head

Carol contributes, and editorializes

…and hid in the shed. (Well, that's what I do!)

On to yesbut.

… and they said “forget about the broth, whip us some more we like that, and can you wear this leather thong and mask”.

And finally, pope terry.

With the blunt end of an extension cord

And now, your winner, judged solely by ME!

*drumroll*

Chertiozhnik!!!!

...and tucked them in bed.
The bed was too small, and her efforts for nowt:
As she pushed one more in, another fell out.
Starved and beaten to thinness , they wouldn't stay put.
She wished more had been taken by Athlete's Foot.

Congrats, Chert! You get the wonderful prize of absolutely nothing! Except the admiration of your internet peers. And you can take the R&T graphic and put it up on your site, declaring yourself the winner.

See everyone after I get back from Cooperstown! (Which means the next R&T will be also a little late, as I won't be getting back until afternoon/evening on Monday.