So, can't stand her. Her being Rachael Ray. Wasn't really fond of her before her over exposure, but now that she's everywhere (and Bart means EVERYWHERE!) I really want her to have some sort of horrible scandal where we find out she sacrifices babies for her fame and fortune or something.
No one is that damn happy. I don't care what anybody says. She's on uppers or something. It's
Kelly Ripa like bizarre. Like her face is permanently frozen in a Joker grin. Frown woman! Get angry!I mean, I swear to jeebus, every time that one Dunkin Donuts commercial comes on and she says "Delish!" with this stupid wink look, I wish I had super powers to reach through my TV so I could slap the smile off her face.
I don't quite hate her as much as I do Celine Dion (the anti-Christ), but she's working on it. Hopefully in the very near future, her and Dr. Phil can become afterthoughts in the Oprah generation juggernaut.
I remember a few years back, when I barely knew who she was, but was already annoyed with her, they had these Ritz crackers adverts in the grocery store, and someone had drawn a fake mustache on it. That cracked me up. Still does when I think back on it. I'm smiling as a recollect that glorious defamation.
Oh, I'm supposed to mention that even though she's heinous and so damn chipper I want to hurt her, at least she isn't waif thin and is a "real woman." So, there's like, one positive to about a trillion negative.
Celine Dion.... I think anti christ is being a little kind dont you think.
ReplyDeleteFinally!!! I soooo agree. Too bad Rachel Ray's fame has lasted beyond 30 minutes unlike her meal prepartions!!!! But before she goes I hope she leaves the world a list of her top ten drug dealers, so we can join in the happiness, and make up words that make no sense at all!!
ReplyDeleteI can cook a better meal than she can. I think her silliness and looks have something to with the fact that she is on tv and I'm not.
ReplyDeleteI have found a reason to come out of the grave!
ReplyDeleteRachael Ray is a pig! I was just muttering that to myself in BJ's wholesale club tonight as I saw her ugly mug on a box of cookware.
She's gotten me mad at Dunkin Donuts, although I have no real allegiance per se there....
I *hate* her! We don't have Dunkin Donuts out here, so I don't have to see her face on my tv, but I *do* like Wheat Thins. I tried to find a box without her mug on it. But I couldn't. So I covered it with binder paper. :-P
ReplyDeleteI know that she has generated a huge anti-fanbase, but I have some of her cookbooks... and I have to admit some of my favorite recipes are in them. Of course, I don't have to actually hear or see her to cook out of a book.
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