Since I am such a paragon of my generation, people ask me all the time who I support in this election season. Since I can't run for president myself, I'm forced to take a look at the conventional candidates. It's a dicey field out there, but after wading through the quagmire, I believe I have found my candidate.
At first, I thought about Walter. The world needs Walter as the US President, especially after Bush. We need a president who will go up to the podium to deliver his Inaugural Address, and begin it with "eeeh eeeh eeeh...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Not to mention the fact that nobody would deny the fact that he was a puppet president. (rimshot)
But, after much deliberation, I have found my clear cut candidate. And without any further ado, I hereby announce my support for.
RALPH WIGGUM!
That's right, folks. Wiggum '08. It's not unpossible. A president who would solve foreign affairs problems with cookiees and nap time. A candidate who knows what it's like to have their heart broken. A president who once bent his wookiee. Vote smart, America. Vote Wiggum.
Editorial note: I'm obviously kidding, but the first person (who isn't related to me, or I've told already) who guesses who I'm realy supporting will get some sort of recognition.
The Huckster! ;) lol
ReplyDeleteAs McLaughliln would say...WRONG!
ReplyDeletePuleease tell me it's not Hilary???
ReplyDeleteWrong again.
ReplyDeleteDoubly wrong since apparentely I can't see your blog anymore. Secrety McSecrets.
McCain, because he has Never Been Wrong On Foreign Policy (or so i'm - plonkingly - told)?
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