Sunday, February 3, 2008

Relatively Breaking News: Dane Cook - Meth Addict

Can you believe it? Superstar comic (and alleged joke thief) Dane Cook is a meth addict?


Actually, that's not true. Or at least, I have no proof. But tell me honestly, if you've seen him, would you think this is outside the realm of possibility? He's like the Tasmanian Devil.




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5 comments:

  1. The only reason I know that he likely isn't at the moment is he still has all his teeth.

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  2. Does he? He's rich enough to get some good dentures, I'm sure.

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  3. Hes got a crater face these days. And he totally could afford porcelain teeth...hes loaded. Hes looking worse and worse.

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  4. i noticed the neck pockets on "Good Luck Chuck"

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  5. Either cocaine or meth. If so, everyone will know when he either checks into rehab, gets arrested, or dies from it.

    Drugs are baeed, mm'kaay

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