Can you believe it? Superstar comic (and alleged joke thief) Dane Cook is a meth addict?
Actually, that's not true. Or at least, I have no proof. But tell me honestly, if you've seen him, would you think this is outside the realm of possibility? He's like the Tasmanian Devil.
The only reason I know that he likely isn't at the moment is he still has all his teeth.
ReplyDeleteDoes he? He's rich enough to get some good dentures, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteHes got a crater face these days. And he totally could afford porcelain teeth...hes loaded. Hes looking worse and worse.
ReplyDeletei noticed the neck pockets on "Good Luck Chuck"
ReplyDeleteEither cocaine or meth. If so, everyone will know when he either checks into rehab, gets arrested, or dies from it.
ReplyDeleteDrugs are baeed, mm'kaay