Thursday, June 28, 2007

I'm Not Budging On This

With Michael Bay's Transformers right around the corner, I feel it's time to stress a very important fact.


This is Bumblebee.

Not this.




Are we clear?

There's a lame excuse thrown out there that they changed him from a VW Beetle to a Camaro because they didn't want comparisons to Herbie the Love Bug. 1) Doubt the target audience is going to make that dubious connection, and 2) How do they know that Bumblebee wasn't a tip of the cap to Herbie in the first place? Meh, it's not high art, but I get the feeling this had more to do with the Chevy product tie-ins.

And while I'm at it...there was no need to put flames on Optimus Prime.

In other news, did you notice my background is not solid black anymore? Star field. I think it looks pretty good. Subtle, yet still pretty cool looking.

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Carol Vs. Bart: The Interview.

I'm sure most of you read Carol's work. If you don't, you should. Seems to me that we share a sense of humor, though she skews towards the British penchant far more than me. Not to say that I'm not that weird mix of dry and absurd, but she's got a distinct advantage over me, the actually being British part.


Well now it's on like Donkey Kong, because she's grilling me like a villain. In layman's terms, an interview. She cheated outrageously by asking me about 20 questions in a 5 question format, but that's okay, she's merely trying to be in depth. So without any further ado, I give you the figh...I mean, interview. My answers italicized.



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1) Let's start with a little back round (sic) question; Most of us are aware you have a dear (and may I say long-suffering) wife. How did you meet, how long have you been together, are you both from the same State, what are your pet names for each other, and do you wish to have any children, if so, what kind of a father do you think you will be?

She's not all that long suffering, actually. We've been married less than a year. August 12th will be the year anniversary. We met using an online dating service, which, if you're anything like me, I highly recommend. The only drawback is that people can't seem to differentiate "online personals" with "meeting someone in a chat room and 'falling in love' then meeting." We talked for a few days, then went on a date. If this were 25 years ago, it'd have been newspaper personals. Same beast, different technology. We've been together coming up on 3 years, total.

Yes, we're both from the same state (Maryland).

Pet names? Beyond baby and honey, we really don't use pet names anymore.

Children are in the future, yes. Give us a couple of years. I'm actually quite scared to death about what kind of a father I'll be, but Jessie assures me I'll do fine. I do always joke that if we have a daughter, she's screwed. She's so gonna hate me when she gets to be a teen. I'm only partially joking, though.

2) Are you a political animal? What are your views on the war in Iraq? Have you ever been to any political rallies/protests? What are your views on global warming? (Yeah, I know, I'm making you work hard with all these multiple questions, but these are my rules now, hehehe..)

Yes, you are, you cheater. I have views, but I wouldn't say I'm an animal. I try to stay mostly out of that stuff because if I were to start waving my political flag on a regular basis, I'd get in to altercations. Anyway, I'm diametrically opposed to the war in Iraq. When it started, I was skeptical, but willing to give some benefit of the doubt to the administration. Now that the pretenses for entering were proven false, and the whole thing has become FUBAR, I support the troops. Meaning "I support their right to not die." In order to not cause any altercations, I will not continue on that line of thought.

Global warming? Well, it's pretty much scientific fact. However, I don't claim to know what's actually going to happen, or when, as a result of the greenhouse effect.

3) We all occasionally put our foot in it, our show ourselves up in some cringe-inducing fashion, I should imagine this is something you might do on a regular basis - what is the most memorable one for you?

I think I've managed to repress most of those memories. You're right though, I tend to do this on a semi-regular basis, on very small scales every time. But nothing like, story-time memorable, though. Not that comes immediately to mind. Sorry to disappoint.

4) What is the first job you ever had, and what does your job entail now? What do you see yourself doing ten years from now, and if you could pick your dream job, what would it be?

Paper boy. That's pretty standard around here. The first like, "go to work, get cut a paycheck" type job was at Chuck E Cheese. I've discussed that before. I've also discussed my current job, but basically, I'm an audio/visual/multimedia engineer. Sound guy, light man, and computer/projection guru in one awesometacular package. In ten years, I haven't the slightest clue. Ten years ago I would never in a million years have predicted this outcome for myself, so I'm not about to try and predict the results of the next ten.

My absolute dream job would be to own my own theatre, and then produce/executive produce the material. Live, mind you, not film.

5) If money were no object, (after you bail everyone else out and give to any good causes) what would you do with the rest of your life?

The theatre ownership thing. If money were no object, it'd be spectacular. I could make it state of the art and keep it that way, and do whatever I wanted there. I could put on spectacles of budget excess one season, then put on a struggling playwrights work the next.

And there we have it. Of course, this is a cross promotional type thing, which means if you want to...I can interview you. Here be the rules, you scalliwags.


Do YOU want to be interviewed?

Interview rules
1. Leave me a comment saying “Interview me.”

2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. If you don't have your email on your blog or profile, make sure I get it somehow.

3. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Did you Know?


This one is actually true folks. I swear.


Did you know that the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show" had a sequel? It was called "Shock Treatment" and it was released in 1981. Even though several actors and actresses come back, they do not reprise roles from RHPS, and the main characters of Brad and Janet were recast.

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I See You

Check this out. Mirror reflection? Nope. Window. The sun was in the perfect position to make a normally opaque window a mirror, without throwing glare up at the same time. The only flaw is the side which was blocked by the building itself. This photo was taken on the 3rd floor balcony of the Towson University Union.

Oh, I'm dead sexy.



I also like this shot. These little shrubs hanging on to life on the concrete of that same balcony.


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Monday, June 25, 2007

Very Little Help

I'm sure most of you are aware of what an Amber Alert is. If you don't, go here for details, but basically, it's a system to solve missing children cases as quickly as possible.


This morning, as I drove in to work, I was listening to ESPNRadio, as I generally do. I was startled to hear the EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) noises, and actually panicked a bit. I'll be thirty this Halloween, and I have never heard those noises unless it was preceded by "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, This is only a test." So, initially, I was like "oh shit! We've been invaded!" I immediately discounted the possibility of nuclear Armageddon, because quite frankly, I live a hop, skip, and a jump from Washington, DC. If this was nuke, I'd be dead. So, my 80s addled brain immediately went to the second default crisis, what I like to refer to as "the Red Dawn scenario." So while I was mentally figuring out where the closest gun shop was, and where I could run and hide in the woods, they actually announced the emergency. And of course, as I so smoothly tipped off in the intro, it was an Amber Alert. I only told you of the other stuff so you could realize how idiotic I can be. On that note: WOLVERINES!


Anyway, to my real point. The Maryland State Police, on behalf of the Baltimore City Police, were issuing an Amber Alert. Cool. I have eyes, might as well put them to good use. Then they give the descriptions. Child's name. 47 pounds. Wearing yellow shorts and Champion sneakers. Most likely abducted by the suspect (isn't that inherent in "suspect"?), name, 6 feet tall, 170 pounds.

Does anybody besides me see the problem with this?

I know it's not hip to get all racially profiley...but these descriptions are waaaay too non-descriptive. I could get about ten 6 foot 170 pound dudes in trouble today, as long as they happened to be with a little girl that looked approximately 50 pounds. Come on BCPD/MSP...throw us a descriptive bone here. White? Black? Purple? What color hair? You know, basic description stuff here.

I pretty much fear for the safety of this child. Especially if the Wolverines do get involved. They weren't the brightest bunch of high school aged vigilante freedom fighters.


Note for my non-US friends...Red Dawn is a movie of "cult status," made in 1984. The basic plot is that World War III starts with the former Soviet Union and Cuba double pronging in to the US from the North and South, and when that happens, a group of high schoolers take refuge in the Colorado mountains. They eventually start fighting back. The opening scene of paratroopers landing outside the Colorado high school and opening fire indiscriminately is still something that bothers me today (more so the image of a dead student hanging out the window). The movie stands up as probably the pre-eminent example of Cold War paranoia of the 80s, and could probably be used as an example of jingo-ism. However, it's cheesy good, and any movie that tries to make C. Thomas Howell a bad ass is worthy of recognition.

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A Weekend for Awards

Not a bad weekend as far as recognition goes. On Saturday (for me anyways, who knows what time or day it actually was in Australia) I came up at #2 over on David's Weekly Blog Awards. That's the highest I've placed, and I hope some of you are reading this as a result of that placement. If you are, welcome! Feel free to leave comments. Makes me feel loved.

Then, this morning, I see that I'm the inaugural winner for YesBut's Caption Contest. Awesome. However, there weren't many votes. I'm as guilty of that as most of us, but I'll still wag my finger. This is a great idea and is full of interactive goodness. Let's not let it die from inattention.



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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Still Here

I don't have much to say. Other than the fact that I'm mighty intimidated by the literary submission process and I'm not even halfway done yet, I'm still plugging along. I'm following David's advice (not to me, though, saw it elsewhere, probably Carol's place) to write 300 words a day, and have it add up. I think I'm averaging about 800, though.

Of course, now I'm no longer scared of the story going nowhere, I'm now scared that I'll invest all this time on this for nothing. I'm like George McFly.




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Friday, June 22, 2007

Chapter 3

Or, the last one you get for free. This one is probably more in need of edits than the other one. At least, I've made more edits to it in the course of writing it already.


Chapter 3

It had been a long day, and Jason was enjoying watching his six year old play in the local playground. Alex was enamored of the slide, and equally enamored of having his father watch as he whizzed down the plastic contraption. “Daddy! Daddy! Look!” he’d call, each and every time. Jason would wave, and down Alex would go with a “Weeee!” or a giggling laugh, and then the process would repeat.

The repetition was welcome, though, as it gave Jason time to think about everything. Brian’s complete acquiescence to Bobby’s overtures had given him pause. He hadn’t counted on that one at all, and it had thrown him for a total loop. Most of his bitterness over the years was for how Brian was treated. Now, Brian didn’t seem to even care anymore. That made it incredibly hard for Jason to continue to feel the same way.

Alex called out again, and Jason waved and smiled. Down the slide went Alex, and Jason smiled. Then it hit him. It wasn’t any sense of anger or bitterness that was ultimately holding him back. He had become a different person. He wasn’t rock guitarist Jason Henneman anymore. He was Alex Hennemans’s father. He was holding out because he didn’t want to go on tour and be away from his son.

Kicking up sand in his wake, Alex came running over to the bench, seemingly done with the slide. “Daddy,” he asked, “can we get ice cream now?” Jason smiled and stood up.

“Sure, buddy,” he said, taking his son’s hand, “just don’t tell Mommy we had ice cream before dinner.” They left the park, heading towards the parking lot and the car. Jason had a hard time keeping up with his son, who was still worked up from the playground. They didn’t talk much after Jason started driving to the local ice cream parlor; mostly because Alex was far more interested in changing the radio station every couple of seconds. A snippet of sound caught Jason’s attention. “Hang on, Alex, Daddy wants to hear something,” he said as he flipped the radio dial back to the station Alex had flown by.

“…rumor, really, but with the poor sales of ‘Out of the Box,’ Paige has really been hinting at a possible reunion tour this summer,” the DJ was saying.

“Well, I’m sure he’d love to get Morning Star on the road again,” said the other DJ, as Jason realized this was the drive-time radio show of the popular local rock station, ‘On the Road with Bob and Mike, “those guys were huge when they broke up. But I think the real question is, will it really be Morning Star, or half of the old band? I don’t know what Brian O’Shea thinks about this, but I’ve seen Jason Henneman around, and he’s not exactly Bobby Paige’s biggest fan these days.” Making a turn, Jason groaned slightly.

“Which brings up another point, Mike, that’s been talked about since Morning Star broke up…does Henneman even want to play in a band anymore? Most people were quite surprised when he didn’t immediately show back up on the scene with a new band like Paige did, since most people considered him the best of the bunch. Plus, beyond some local shows where he plays blues standards, he’s been as low key as you can get.”

“Maybe we should get our producers to get Henneman on the show, or even O’Shea. Wouldn’t that be great, get their takes before anything even breaks? We should have their contact numbers since we sponsored that last charity benefit, right?”

“Yeah, let’s get someone on that. I’ll tell you what, though, I know I’d love to see them play ‘Cold Hard Night’ or ‘Raw’ again.”

“You’re aren’t alone, Bob. And on that note, here’s ‘Cold Hard Night’, from 1995’s ‘Sweat Socks.’ Jason grunted and switched the channel to the first preset, none too anxious to hear any Morning Star songs.

“You can find something you want to listen to, buddy,” he said, looking at his son briefly, “but we’re almost to the ice cream shop.”

“They were talking about you, Daddy!” Alex chirped. “Jason Hennemanan. That’s you, Jason.”

“That’s ‘Daddy’ to you, kiddo. And our name is Henneman, not Hennemanan.”

“That’s what I said, Daddy. Henneman-anan,” he said, grinning widely. Jason chuckled, and turned his car in to the parking lot of the ice cream parlor. “What were they saying about you, Daddy?”

Jason found a spot, and put the car in to park. “They were wondering if I was going to play music again.” He reached over and unbuckled his son’s seatbelt. “Come on, out of the car.” He got out and went around to where Alex was only then opening the door. He took his son by the hand and closed the door behind him, walking towards the parlor door.

“Why wouldn’t you play music again, Daddy?” Alex said with a plaintive look on his face. Jason sighed inwardly as he held the door open for his son. He secretly wished this whole situation could be as easy as it was in little Alex’s mind. As far as he was concerned, his dad was a rock star. There was no decision to be made, no wondering if it was really something a responsible family man would do, no speculation on whether or not he could actually get his thirty-five year old body ready for the grind of a tour. Daddy was a rock star, and that’s all there was to it.

As he sat and watched his son work his particular magic on a fudge ripple cone, he thought back to how easy things were eighteen years ago when he and Bobby had first formed the band. Though back then they had called themselves The Four Cylinders. Jason wasn’t even remotely thinking about kids. Hell, he was a kid, about to graduate high school. He wasn’t looking down the road to eight years later when the band would implode, and he would meet Ann a few weeks later. In fact, he was only looking forward to shredding on stage and meeting girls.

By the time his reverie of the past was broken, he had Alex back to the house. As they entered, Alex ran up to his mother. “Guess what Mommy! Daddy’s a rock star!”

“Is he now,” she asked, a grin on her face.

“Yeah, and we had ice cream!”

Jason groaned and to avoid his wife’s disapproving eyes, looked down at Alex. “You traitor.”

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

My Scare


I don't have much else to say today, so I'll tell you guys about my little scare last night.


I contacted an old friend of mine, Nat, for some research. See, he's on tour right now (www.cinderroadmusic.com) and I asked for an idea of the daily routine. When I told him why, he casually remarked, "you should check out this book..."

I nearly crapped my pants as a feeling of "oh here we go again" dread hit me. That'd be like the tenth time I've started a story only to find the exact idea has been used already. Further compounding the problem was that Nat didn't have the title of the book correct. So I couldn't look in to it better. I sent a desperate email back to him, hoping he could get a handle on what the title was. To his credit, even though I'm pretty sure he had a show last night, he remembered what it was and sent me the title late last night.

The book he was talking about was Too Much, Too Late, by Marc Spitz. I had read his first novel, How Soon is Never? which I highly recommend, about an aging music journalist obsessed with reuniting The Smiths. After looking at the description, I breathed a sigh of relief. Sort of the same concept, but not really. The band in that book were "never were's" that get an inexplicable resurgence from, of all things, a blogosphere movement.

I think we may deal with some similar issues, but I think I'll be dealing with them in an entirely different way, especially if his style is anything like How Soon is Never?

So, with a sigh of relief, I soldier on.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Open Road

So, while I feel pretty good about my current writing project, there's a very scary aspect about the whole thing...


I haven't the slightest clue where it's going.

Seriously. Not a clue. I have an idea what's going to happen in general, but not where it's going.

I find this to be not only frightening, but downright dangerous for my style...this is one of the reasons why I put projects on the back burner. I have ideas, but no middle and no end. Now, I have a middle, I've started writing the beginning to get to that middle, but no clue what to do from there. I'm hoping it flows from the story as I get to the meat and potatoes, but that's a far away horizon right now.

Felt like sharing my crippling fear.

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You know the rules. I give out a well known nursery rhyme, song, or poem. I live out the last line. You supply it.

Today, I bring you the sadistic tale of Humpty Dumpty.


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
...

readygo

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Cecilia responds in record time and she must have focused on my description of the rhyme as sadistic:
"Gathered 'round the shattered egg, and said a big AMEN!"

Brian (in Oxford) forgets the rhyme part of the deal with:
"Turned to each other and said, 'Get the wenches back from the village to clean up this mess!'"

David tag teams us:
"Turned into paparazzi, on the trail of Brad (and Jen)"
"Examined their clauses and signed out at ten."

Deborah goes drunken cannibal on our asses:
"Feasted on scrambled eggs and gin."

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Chapter 2

Alright then, here's Chapter 2. I realize that I'm writing these somewhat short, but if James Patterson can get away with it...

Anyway, I probably wont post up whole sections anymore, only samples every once in awhile. I mean, if I put up too much, that sort of negates the whole purpose in my mind. I realize that not that many people read this space, but still. Plus, it stretches out the page, and it really kind of detracts from what I really want to do here. But that's a me issue. Here we go.

Chapter 2

Jason watched Brian light up his fifth cigarette in half an hour, and gave him a rueful look. “You’re going to kill yourself before you even get a chance to go back on the road again. You know that, right?”

“Aw, bite me, Jas. My nerves aren’t what they used to be.” He blew out smoke towards the ceiling and followed the stream with his eyes as if admiring his skill at exhaling. “Of course, they’d be a lot less tense if you’d just say yes already,” he remarked, squinting at Jason across the dining room table.

Jason leaned back in his chair, and looked around Brian’s dining room, pausing to rub his hands over his face. He had come over at Brian’s insistence, and knew he was in for a hard sell. But he had hoped he could have a conversation with him on both sides of the issue. He should have known better. “Brian, why are you so jacked up to get back with those two, especially Bobby? Did you forget what he said to you? I mean, I seem to remember you mentioning how satisfying you found it when his last album flopped.”

Brian took another drag and shrugged. “He apologized.”

“You believe him?”

“Yes and no,” replied Brian with a helpless expression. Jason looked hard at Brian for about ten seconds, and then chuckled. He leaned forward, and was about to say something, but thought better of it, and stood up. He found himself looking at a picture of Morning Star on stage that Brian had hanging on the wall in the dining room. It was a pretty good shot taken at a small club back when nobody had heard of them. A much easier time for all of them, when the pressure from the label hadn’t caused so much friction. Jason had never looked too closely at the shot, but noticed now that Doug was barely in frame, which wasn’t unusual for the drummer, being positioned slightly behind the rest of the band. What was sort of unusual was that Bobby, the front man, was partially obscured by Jason. Essentially, the shot was of him and Brian.

“How can you believe him, and not believe him?” asked Jason, turning back to the table, and leaning back against the wall with his arms folded.

“Well, it’s like, I know if he’s got other reasons to get the band back together, he’d be as slick as snake oil. But he sounded sincere, you know? When he was apologizing, he sounded like the old Bobby, the Bobby who wasn’t famous. He was stumbling over words and shit. But at the same time…” Jason nodded, letting Brian off the hook. He knew exactly what he meant. Bobby Paige was almost a used car dealer sometimes. “What’d he sound like when you talked to him?” Brian asked.

He thought back to the phone call the prior day. “Pretty much the same. I figured it was an act,” Jason said, rubbing his cheek, “but you make a good point. He’d probably try and sell it to us a bit slicker if he wasn’t somewhat sincere. But Bri…is an apology really enough? He said some downright shitty things ten years ago. Wrong things.”

Brian looked at Jason for a second, and hung his head a bit. “I know,” he said sheepishly, “But he really did sound sincere. Talked about pressure from the label, and how he didn’t know how much clout he had, and how he should have told them to shove it instead of buckling, and I sort of believe him. I mean, I have no reason not to.”

Jason’s eyes popped out incredulously. “No reason?! What about him telling you that you had no business being in a dinky garage band, let alone a gold album rock band?”

“Man, I know, but it was one night. He said really nasty stuff, once, one night. Horrible stuff, yeah, but what about the years before that where he never said one word? Yeah, he was always an ass, really, but he never said anything like that to me before. Does one night, which he apologized for…”

“Ten years later.”

“…completely invalidate everything else?” Jason started to say something, but stopped, letting Brian’s words sink in for a second. Brian grinned widely, and said, “Ha, I finally won one, alright,” pumping his fist.

“You didn’t win,” Jason grimaced.

“I so won.”

Jason sighed, and sat back down. “I honestly don’t know what to do. Ann is all for this, and it nearly broke my heart when Alex asked me if his dad was ‘gonna be a rock star again.’ But I don’t know if I have it any more, not just the grind of a tour, but the patience for Bobby and Doug.”

Brian took another drag of his cigarette, and then stubbed it out. “You don’t have to be friends with them. That was probably part of the problem in the first place. You just have to play music with them. Speaking of Alex, why don’t you bring him over here anymore? I’d like to see my godson once in a while.”

“Brian, for the millionth time, you aren’t his godfather.”

“Why do you have to crush a man’s dreams?”

“Your dream is to be a godfather?” Jason grinned. “Anyway, it’s your fifty pack a day habit. Don’t want him around all this smoke.”

“Four pack a day habit, thank you,” Brian said as he lit up another cigarette, “though I have been hitting them hard lately. Point taken.” He took another drag and rested the cigarette in his ashtray. “You still haven’t indicated either way what you’re gonna do, you know. You don’t have to commit to anything beyond a summer tour. It’d be an adventure, at the least.”

Jason smiled, and replied, “An adventure? Who am I, Indiana Jones?” He held up his hand to the protest he knew would be coming. “Look, I’m starting to think this might not be such a catastrophically bad idea. But I really don’t want to commit to something this huge without thinking it through. I’m not quite as free as you. I have a wife and kid to worry about, and as much as Ann assures me it won’t be a problem, I know it won’t be completely smooth sailing, either.” He shrugged.

Brian rolled his eyes in a “why me?” fashion, and focused back on Jason. “I hate you sometimes, man. All this ‘I’m not saying no, but I’m not saying yes, either’ crap.”

“You love me. That’s part of my unique charm.”

“Whatever. Well, at least you’re considering it.”

Jason nodded. “That’s all I can promise right now. I just need a few more days to think about it all, okay?”

“Deal. I really don’t want to do this without you along for the ride, you know,” said Brian, picking his cigarette back up to take a drag. “I mean, I will, I could use the money as well as the thrill, but it’d be a complete bummer without you.”

Jason couldn’t help but grin at the sentiment. “I promise that when I know, you’ll know.”






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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Bart's Eye View...

...has moved!


bartseyeview.blogspot.com

I figure that if I'm gonna put tons of images up, I might want to diversify my assets. I won't stop totally here, but that's where I'll be gung-ho about it. There's also a Flickr sidebar to see everything I've uploaded there. So, keep an eye on that space...



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Monday, June 18, 2007

Chapter 1


I've been a posting maniac today, huh?


Anyway, I figured since it was "done," I'd post up Chapter 1 and see if anybody had any kind or brutal words for me in the morning. Again, don't say I didn't warn you. This one is quite a bit longer, obviously.

Chapter 1

2007

Drumming his fingers on the table, Jason looked again towards the diner door, and again at his watch. He had been there, nursing his coffee, for nearly thirty minutes. He hated tardiness, especially when he wasn’t thrilled about the meeting in the first place. He’d done few interviews these ten years, and mostly for local papers when he’d play or sponsor at local charity festivals. But this was for a national music publication, and worse yet, for one of those pithy “Where Are They Now?” pieces.

However, his wife had fielded the call from the writer, and she thought it was a wonderful idea. So at the table he sat, sipping at lukewarm sub par coffee. He was thinking of leaving and conducting the interview over the phone later when his cell phone rang. Figuring it was probably the reporter calling to give him a lame excuse, he opened it up without looking at the Caller ID, and said his name, his usual greeting.

“Jas! It’s Bri!” Jason shifted the phone to his other hand, and leaned back in his chair.

“Heya, Bri. What’s up?” Jason saw what had to be the reporter come in, with a camera bag. “I can’t really talk long, I’m about to give an interview.”

“Wow, an interview already? Cool, cool, call me back when you’re done,” and with a rustle, Jason realized Brian had hung up. Jason had enough time to wonder what he meant by already, when the reporter apprehensively came up to the table.

“Jason Henneman?” the reporter asked, as Jason stood up, and extended his hand.

“Yeah, that’s me. I know, I look a lot different. Short hair, no beard, that can really change a person’s look.” The reporter shook his hands, and Jason noted that this guy’s hand was clammy.

“I’m Dave Greenberg, from Massive Music, we spoke briefly.”

“Yes, of course.” Jason gestured at the seat across from him, and waved at the waitress. “Would you like some coffee? It’s really quite putrid.” The reporter chuckled and began to pull out a notepad and a tape recorder.

“Naw. Water is fine by me. I buck stereotypes that way,” he said, as the waitress came over. He then repeated the water request for her benefit, and added a bagel and cream cheese. Jason got a burger and fries, and as the waitress wandered to the kitchen, he started the interview with the very open ended “tell us what you’ve been doing these ten years?”

The interview lasted about half an hour, which surprised Jason. He figured it’d be a five minute talk, tops, considering he hadn’t really done all that much, but the reporter knew how to flesh out a story, apparently. Greenberg went off on tangents that Jason never thought they’d cover in a million years. They talked his family, they talked about how he and Brian had stayed close, all the different charity functions he’d helped out with. Every few minutes, though, Jason’s cell phone went off. He let all of them go to voicemail. The first number he didn’t recognize. The second was his wife, as was the third. Then Brian again. Finally, at the end of the interview, Greenberg led Jason outside to take photos for the magazine article. Jason gave him a boring pose, leaning against his car and smiling. Greenberg then thanked Jason, and with a handshake, they parted ways. Jason went back in to finish his fries, and pulled his cell out.

He debated who to call first, and decided to call Brian, who picked up before the first ring was even over. “Jas! So, are you in?”

“Do you mean done? Yeah, the reporter left a moment ago. What’s so important?”

“No, man, the reunion! Are you in? Did you make it official with that interview?”

Jason had a fry halfway to his mouth, and dropped it. “What reunion? What are you babbling about, Brian?”

“Um,” Brian fumbled for a second, “uh, didn’t Bobby call you?” With a flash of insight, Jason flashed back to the first caller, the number he hadn’t recognized.

“Bri, I’ll call you right back. Hold tight.” He unceremoniously pressed the end button, and keyed his voicemail up. He entered the passcode when prompted, and heard he had three messages. He keyed in to play the messages, and mentally prepared himself.

“Yeah, Jason? This is Bobby…uh, Paige. You know, from the band? Um, yeah, man, how are you doing? Listen, me and Doug, you remember Doug, right? Drummer? Well, me and Doug have been talking, and we want to pull Morning Star back together, for a tour, you know? If that goes well, then who knows. We’ve put out feelers and this could be huge. But we don’t want to do it unless we do it right, you know? Brian’s in. You’re the only one who we haven’t talked to. So, call me back at this number.”

The phone fell out of Jason’s hands and bounced off the table, as he simply stared straight ahead. As he heard his wife telling him that Bobby Paige had called looking for him and that she gave him his cell number coming from his phone, he slowly gained control of his wits. By the time he completely came around, Brian’s voice was chirping at him to hurry up and call him back. He snapped the phone shut, and sunk his head in to his hands.

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“It’s an incredible opportunity, Jason,” Ann said. “You know how many people would love to see you guys back together?”

Jason looked across the kitchen table to his wife, and shook his head. “That’s beyond the point, though. We broke up for a reason. I’ve barely spoken to Bobby in ten years, and he calls up, on basically a lark, and wants to reform the band? And what the hell is Brian thinking? He’s got way more reason to be upset at Bobby. I bet you this has more to do with Bobby’s latest solo album tanking more than anything else.”

“I’m sure he has his reasons. But does that really factor in to why you wouldn’t want to do it?” she asked, with that look she gave him whenever she wanted to read him like a book. Jason took a sip of his beer, and was about to protest, when he realized she had a point. He stood up, and started to pace.

“I’m not sure I have a tour in me, anymore. I’ve been off that scene for ten years. Different city every day, cramped tour busses, Bobby’s ego for months. What about you and Alex? What are you going to do while I’m off gallivanting? Who’s going to take care of Alex while you’re at work? It’d be entirely selfish to do this. With little real reward.” He drank the rest of his beer, and walked to the refrigerator to get another. When he turned around, Ann was standing right there.

“Stop making excuses, Jason. We’ve got the money for a babysitter, and that’s when my mom wouldn’t be available to watch Alex. You haven’t done anything completely for yourself, not like this, since I’ve known you,” she said, stepping closer and hugging him, putting her head against his chest. “You’ve been stagnating for awhile, honey. Don’t argue, it’s true. You need to stretch a bit, and this is perfect. You don’t have to get along with Bobby, you only need to work with him.”

Jason wrapped his arms around her, making her jump slightly when the cold beer bottle touched an exposed piece of skin on her arm. “You aren’t going to let me simply forget this ever came up, are you?” he asked her.

“Not likely, no. This would be great for you, I think. You grumble and complain when anybody mentions Morning Star, but I know you too well. You miss those days, maybe not all of it, but a lot of that time.” She leaned back to look him in the eyes. “You need to call Bobby.”

“Well,” Jason said, disentangling from Ann’s arms, “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to just talk to him, find out what the general plan is.” He tried not to look at her self satisfied smile as he scrolled through the missed calls on his cell phone. He found Bobby’s number, and hit dial.

“Bobby, it’s Jason…”


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Bart's Eye View


I wandered out in to the backyard earlier, and saw looked up at the old DirectTV dish on the roof from when my dad got suckered in to their service. Had the camera, so I got this shot of it. I think it turned out rather well.





In other news, I may post Chapter 1 of The Reunion Tour tomorrow. I won't post more than Chapter 3 or so, though. However, I may put samples up or if privately requested for them.

Also, you may or may not have noticed that the banner picture has changed. No longer is it the eyes of a Blue Man, but now, it's all me.


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Probably Too Little, Too Late

However, I'm glad they did something.


Goodbye Sam Perlozzo. You were an excellent coach, but a horrible manager. I'll have fond memories of you sprinting to the third base coach's box. I'll have bad memories of your insistence to over use bullpens and the inexplicably poor bench you thought was essential, and how you let the inmates run the asylum.



Good luck in future endeavors.

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Don't Say I Didn't Warn You

Here's the prologue for my current writing I'm sure to shelve. I'm calling it The Reunion Tour.


Jason threw what little clothes weren’t already in his bag back in, pulling the cinches on the old army-style duffel bag shut quickly. He looked over at the only other thing he carried himself, his guitar case, and sighed. “Damn you, Bobby,” he muttered as he slung his duffel over his shoulder, and grabbed his case. He took a look around the hotel room, and forced himself to look away. He wouldn’t miss being in a different hotel room almost every night, but at the same time…

He stopped himself from that line of thinking, and with his guitar case, knocked the ajar door all the way open and stepped through, using his foot to pull the door shut behind him. He boarded the elevator, having to make room for a family that boarded at the third floor. They looked at him apprehensively, and he could hardly blame them. Scraggly bleached hair down to his shoulders, a few days growth artfully remaining on his face. He’d be wary of himself in normal circumstances. Once at the lobby he let the family exit first, and made his way out the door. No need to check out, he figured the tour manager would probably take care of that stupid detail.

He exited the hotel and saw the cab waiting for him, which was nice. He had called for it only about ten minutes prior, and he had horrible luck with cabs in the past. He let the cabbie take his duffel and throw it in his trunk, but he wouldn’t part with his guitar case. He put that in the backseat before climbing in, taking one look back at the hotel, and taking a mental image for future cataloguing. The Ambassador in…oh damn, where am I? he thought. He looked at the cabbie’s license, which was issued in Missouri, right. He was outside Kansas City today. The Ambassador Hotel outside Kansas City, to be filed under “Where it All Fell Apart.”

The cabbie climbed in to the driver’s seat, and looked back with a “where to?” raise to his eyebrow. When he didn’t get an immediate answer, he cleared his throat. Jason, his reverie broken, replied “closest major airport, please.” Based on the cabbie’s grin, he figured it was something of a long trip…he’d probably be spending most of his money on hand for the fare. He sighed again, and hoped Brian was doing okay. He rubbed his hands over his face, and felt a sudden rush of guilt. He shouldn’t have stormed out like that. Well, he had every right to storm out, but he should have stayed to help Brian, or taken Brian out with him. He didn’t even consider how Brian was going to take this when he barged out. He sighed again, and decided to try to get an idea of how Brian was from the tour manager when he called from the airport. This was a conversation he was most definitely not looking forward to having.

As the cab pulled away from the curb, Jason settled in to his seat somewhat. He had no idea what he’d do once he got back home. But he knew there’d be a lot of questions…like why after five years as a national act, and right in the middle of a huge multi-country tour, Morning Star imploded. Questions he really didn’t want to answer.

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Play Ball (Bart's Eye View)

Here's a very small sampling of pictures I took last night at the Oriole game (another freakin' loss). These are the ones I'm particularly proud of.

Freddy Bynum sliding back in to second on a pick off play. Note the ball coming towards first from the right side of the frame.

Cory Doyne, only brought up to the club that afternoon, warming up in the pen.



Doyne's first pitch as a Major Leaguer.



And for perspective, a shot with very little zoom applied.



Have a good Sunday, everyone. Don't forget to throw up your last lines for yesterday's Rhyme...and Treason.


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Haiku!


Cal Ripken's secret?
He is really a robot.
The outlet is proof.





Photo taken at the Sports Legends Musuem outside Oriole Park at Camden Yards. They painted a mural over the ticket booth, which seemingly wasn't meant to be used for that purpose.

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Time for a poem. Complete the Robert Frost classic "The Road Not Taken."

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
...

Chert get's firsties with
" A road I'll stray on all my days,
To heaven or hell by winding ways."

Second up is Chewy:
" tripped on a rotten root, scraped my knee and fell into a patch of poison ivy."

Deborah
stays within the rhyming scheme (yay!) and gives us:
" Which explains the frequent suspense."

Using a word I'm a sucker for, David contributes:
" One went low and one went high, but I

I just wish I felt more spry"

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In other plugs, have some fun with YesBut's captioning. Go here, and check out the pictures, and in the comments section, leave your own caption. The more humorous, the better. Later this week, everyone will be voting on what they think were the best ones. Join the fun!


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Friday, June 15, 2007

Brushes With Death (or at least, serious injury)

Edit: An old friend fleshed out the story a bit more...


There have been a few times in my life, when looking back, I breathe a sigh of relief with a "phew, that was close." Allow me to weave you one of those tales...


It was the very early winter, November of 1997 (imagine those wiggly flashback lines now). I was a strapping young lad of 20, in fact, only recently had my birthday a week or so before. I was Master Flyman for "The Music Man." I didn't corral house flies. I was in charge of the curtains and flying scenery...anything that was rigged in to the fly system. This show was designed as fairly fly intensive, so I had an assistant. That probably saved my life (or prevented serious injury).

It was tech week, as we called it at this theatre. The week before a show opened when you finally got actors on stage with sets and props and the other intricacies of tech. The show opened that Friday night. I honestly do not recall if this was a tech rehearsal or a dress rehearsal (only real difference is that you're supposed to soldier on in a dress. Tech is to "work out the kinks" so to speak), though I do know it wasn't a "dry tech," because that means no actors. There were definitely actors there, because what happened could have hurt or killed one of them.

During the middle of this run, I had a cue. Of course, I had cues at pretty much every scene change, like I said, this was very fly intensive. Part of the change over was to pull a scrim out. A scrim is a relatively light weight fabric curtain on which you can project light for neat effects. From the back you get shadow type effects, from the front you can make it colored for sky stuff. I'm sure you've all seen them in action, especially as a shadow effect, but never knew what they were called. Now you do. Scrim. Most curtains are weighted at the bottom by chain or pipe. Doubly so for something like a scrim which is light and without that weight could easily billow around from the wind created by actors walking. Now that I've set the scene, allow me to go in to the heart of the matter.

I released the safety lock, and began to fly the scrim out. After about 20 feet I felt a wrench on the rope, and vaguely remember hearing a ripping sound, followed closely by a loud crash. At that point, it became survival instincts as that rope started to move WAY TOO FAST in an upward direction. But not my survival instincts...

See, a fly system works on a system of counter weights. In the fly gallery there are weighted counters on a pulley system to help counter the curtain weight, and make the curtains almost effortless when moving them up and down.

All the weight was now on the counter side...so the counters were going down, and the pipe (what the curtain hangs on), was going up to the grid (the metal griding above most stages). Here's the thing: Both things would have been ultra bad. If I simply let go of the rope, the counter weights would crash downward with such force they may bounce up and out of their carriage. The counter weights carriage rest position was approximately 2 feet forward and 20 feet higher than my current position. Also, if the counter weights jumped their carriage, that would create an imbalance in the opposite direction, causing the pipe to crash from the grid, 100 feet up, to the deck (stage).

In the heat of the moment, I did the only thing I could think to do in this emergency situation, which is usually only talked about in hypotheticals. I grabbed the rope, and dug my heels in to the rail so I wouldn't go flying up. This hurt like hell, and wasn't really working very well. But like I said, I had an assistant, and he made it over about a second before I was either going to go up with the rope myself, or simply let go and dive out of the way and hope for the best.

With my assistant's help, though, our particular catastrophe was averted. We slowly let the carriage get to its home position, and then offloaded the counterweight so we could bring the pipe back down. The scrim had dry rotted. When I first made the up move, the force of its own weight resistance caused the entire scrim to rip off the pipe. In a case of dumb luck, nobody had been underneath the scrim making any scenery moves when it crashed to the deck (though Katy, an old friend(in the group photo she's directly above me) who was there, had this to say in a comment she left: "I had a brush with death at almost the same exact second as the pole from the bottom of the scrim came barrelling down a few feet from where I was standing and left a two inch gash in whichever set was directly next to me (the mayor's house I think? I have no idea, I'm old). " So my memory was faulty and there WERE people moving scenery right below, but it was dumb luck that the pipe hit no-one). Somewhere out there, there exists pictures of the crew tying a new scrim on to the pipe with this cool haze swirling around them. The haze, unfortunately, was the dust from the fallen scrim that was still kicked up.

I'd like to say that was the only problem we had with that show, fly wise, but that'd be a lie. This was the only scary one, though.

Here are some pictures of that time. One of them is of me alone, waving down from my perch in the fly gallery. The other is of most of the crew. I'm center low, grinning like a maniac. Oh, and ten years younger. :)


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Top Ten Characters I'd Want To Be

The title really says it all. Why mince words explaining it when we can simply cut to the chase?

10) Han Solo. My original "I wanna be him!" fascination. Loses points for his creator turning him from a loose cannon pirate with a heart of gold to pretty boring guy who only fires when fired upon. That and the whole carbonite thing. Being frozen for a year doesn't equal fun to me.


9) Michael Knight. Who WOULDN'T? "Oh, no, I don't want to be a super secret bad ass with a fully automated talking sports car. Let someone else do that." Yeah right.


8) Angus MacGyver. Any pulled out of your ass jerry rigged contraption is referred to as being "MacGyver-ed" for a reason. He hated his name, but when it was revealed, I thought it was cool. Of course...I'm named Bart. Angus is a step up.


7) Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. Beyond being perpetually 10 or whatever, when dumbasses go "derr, are you named after Bart Simpson," I could say "I AM Bart Simpson." Then hit them in the face with a rock from my slingshot and skateboard away.


6) Spider-Man. Not Peter Parker though, his life SUCKS.




5) Daniel Ocean/Robert "Rusty" Ryan. I'd be uber-handsome, slick as shit, and capable of stealing billions. Again...who wouldn't?



4) S.D. Robert "Snake" Plissken. Who cares if it's a Clint Eastwood impersonation in a post-apocalyptic world. HE'S BAD ASS. Welcome to the human race.





3) James Bond. See #5, and multiply by infinity, and add bad ass to the equation. Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan edition, please.






2) Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce. Either the Donald Sutherland, or the Alan Alda editions. Why? The inexplicable pimpness. For some reason, this cat was the cock of the walk at the 4077th. Couldn't have been only his insane sense of humor. The Sutherland version looks like a weenie...hell, so does the Alda with that weird hair thing that my elementary school phys ed teacher emulated so well. But not only did pretty much everyone love him, but Hawkeye always "won."

1) Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. This man has it freakin' all. Brilliant. Good looking. Handy with a gun AND a bullwhip. Looks good in a fedora. Cool nickname. Gets to kick Nazi ass. Says ridiculously cool things like "its not the years, it's the mileage." Sean Connery is his pops. Plus, it's kinda neat that my list bookends with Harrison Ford roles, before he starting phoning it in.







What about you guys? Who'd you want to be?

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