Monday, July 27, 2009

Okay, Life. It's On, Like Donkey Kong.

I go an allergist today. I'm coming up on 32. I'm tired of being on a constant diet of some sort of over the counter allergy medication. I know I have hay fever, I know grass and I don't really get along, and I know I'm allergic to cats. All I care about is finding a better relief solution.

So, first appointment and all, they do the "prick test." I came up positive, to no one's surprise *rimshot*

Anyway, after the nurse took down the readings, I asked what came up, out of curiosity.


"Grass, ragweed, cat, and dog."



Wha, whoa, wait, rewind, hold the phone, what was that last one?


Dog.


The animal, that with very little exception, I've lived with all my life. The animal that my parents apparently didn't know I was allergic to, although they did know about the cats.

This is my mind. This is my mind blown. Life threw me a nasty 12-6 curveball, and I waved at it like a little leaguer.



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Monday, July 20, 2009

The Half-Blood Prince

There will be spoilers ahead. Oh yes, there will be spoilers...


Okay, I came out of the movie, and I liked it. I was entertained. Had a good time. Didn't initially have any quibbles from the changes made from book to movie (in fact, I thought some of the changes to Harry's Felix Felices adventures were great, and quite funny). Jessie was disappointed. I wondered why. I started thinking about it. And then, I became disappointed. I still liked the movie, but I am now disappointed. And I'm really pissed at David Yates, the director. Who also cut and chopped Order of the Phoenix in order to make it the shortest movie simply because he wanted it to be the shortest one. And it worries the hell outta me that he's directing the Deathly Hallows...es. Because I began to think back upon the books. And no, this isn't a "boo hiss they aren't like the books" problem. It's a "boo hiss, how the hell are they gonna fix this so the actual story is told correctly?" problem. Biiiig difference.

There's good darn reason why DH is going to be two movies. To play "catch up" with all the important things excised!

For example...we met Kreacher in OotP. We get brief mention of Regulus Black (by Slughorn of all people, why didn't they take 5 seconds during the family tree scene in OotP and have Sirius talk of his brother?). So we're set for the oh so obvious reveal that the fake locket was placed by Regulus A. Black (RAB). But what we're missing is seeing Kreacher at Grimauld Place LOOTING AND HIDING ANYTHING HE COULD FIND OF THE BLACKS! So now, DH will have to do some extra story telling to get from point A to point B by way of point M, N, and O.

And what about The Gray Lady? We haven't even seen Nearly Headless Nick for 3 movies or so. But she's rather important, and I can't even recall if they've mentioned her as one of the Hogwart's ghosts!

I get the very real feeling that the reason why Dumbledore's funeral wasn't at the end of Half-Blood Prince is because they're saving it for the beginning of DH. Why? Well...I've already have seen pictures of Harry, Ron, and Hermione fleeing through the streets of London wearing formal clothing. And while we met Fleur DeLecour (sp?) in Goblet of Fire, the movies have left her out since, directly pertaining to her romance of Bill Weasley. Which in the novel is why they're wearing formal outfits...they've run from Bill and Fleur's wedding. I think this is also why the scene of the Weasley house being attacked and destroyed was added (as in, not in the book at all). No Weasley residence, no wedding there. I suppose they could still have a wedding, Lupin and Tonks, but it seems to make more sense to make it Dumbledore's funeral, so that his will can be executed (a plot point that can't be left out).

I bet Rowling, at least a small part of her, is wondering why she didn't exercise more control. I heard she made them keep Kreacher in OotP (which was made before DH was published, and so they didn't realize he'd reappear and that it'd be significant), but there are so many details that are almost essential at this point that DH is going to have to be cumbersome to get them sorted.

And this isn't even getting in to how they left out most of the Pensieve scenes, so while you get an idea of how creepy young Tom Riddle was, you don't get nearly the amount of Voldemort backstory, which was really what the damn book was for in the first place!

Oh, and I was REALLY annoyed at how the Half-Blood Prince (the mystery of the person, not the movie itself) was given the Marauders Map treatment. No wondering who he actually is throughout the movie? No explanation given on what it actually means? GAH!

I did find it rather amusing at how they had to make a special point of establishing that Harry and Hermione are very close...but not that close. I've always thought the books made that relatively clear, while visually, the movies give the impression, if you had never read the books, that Harry and Hermione were eventually going to end up together. They started mending that in GoF with the ball scene, but there were still a lot of "close" moments between Harry and Hermione. So, internally, I giggled a bit when Dumbledore flat out asked Harry about him and Hermione.


So, all in all...entertaining, but ultimately executed in such a way that I'm very afraid that The Deathly Hallows is going to be a confuddled mess.


Oh, and here...Erin playing in the late morning sun.

Erin


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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Erin's Breakfast


Erin's Breakfast
Originally uploaded by bartraeke

You really wouldn't believe how much she preens for the camera. For an infant she has a pretty good idea of what the camera is for.

Monday, July 13, 2009

A Little More Thought, Please.

So, I recently read an article. http://www.virginmedia.com/movies/movieextras/top10s/goonies-sequel.php. In this article, they talk about the ever-in-talks Goonies 2, and start speculating about who could play the literal next generation of the Goonies. Which I don't have a problem with...except for their complete lack of imagination, save for one casting choice.

Pretty much every offspring is modeled exactly after their parent (with the exception of Andi). Come on, Virgin, show some imagination! Why not swap the sons of Mikey and Brand, and have Brand's son the smaller but smarter one, and Mikey's son the "meathead"? Why not make Mouth's kid the slight outcast, like Chunk, and have Chunk's kid be the techno-wizard. Data's kid can be the smartass. You can keep the stereotypes, but think outside the box some, for crying out loud.

Makes me wish I wrote for sites like that.



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Myself, Erin, and Jessie as Infants


BartErinJessieInfants
Originally uploaded by bartraeke

Updated to have Erin flanked by her parents.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Me and Erin as Infants


Me and Erin as Infants
Originally uploaded by bartraeke

Check this out. Myself around a year old, Erin around 8 months.

I think in the very near future I'll expand this so the photo of Erin is flanked by my photo and one of Jessie as well. For the full effect.

Friday, July 10, 2009

B.I.C. is Back...

Well, I've restarted The Baltimore Inferiority Complex blog, to discuss Baltimore sports and the unique fandom that accompanies the teams. Should be fun.


If any of my Baltimore sports teams fan peeps out there wish to contribute, get in touch with me, I do believe something may be arranged.



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Put Another Shrimp on the Barbie...

When I was little, I thought that meant the girls incredibly mis-proportioned doll.


Anyway. I've only recently gotten back in to grilling. I love to grill. It's fun, I love the smell, both of the grill and of the food, and let's face it...grilled food is simply the shit. I threw some steaks on there the other night and they were so damn delectable, I was honestly depressed when they were consumed.


But the reason I hadn't been grilling much, and I know my man card is suspect here, but it's because I absolutely sucked at lighting the grill up. I would have to put copious amounts of lighter fluid on it, to the point that my face was in perpetual danger of being singed off. I grew leery, and eventually stopped.


That was, until Jessie found BBQ in a Bag. AWESOME. You light the bag! That's it! There must be some sort of accelerant coating the inside, because once the bag catches, in no time at all it's blazing, transferring to the coals, and then it dissolves away leaving the coals fired and going like gangbusters. So easy, even a Bartman can do it.


So, my overall point is...anybody have any good grilling recipes?



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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hi!

I'm a slacker, sue me.


No, don't. I need my monies.


Anyway, I've been watching a little movie lately about a creepy old man stalker type, who collects odd things, consorts with insects, and lusts after someone who is probably more than 3 times his junior.


The amazing thing is, this creepy old man stalker type is absolutely adorable and lovable. Who is this and how can this be?











Seriously. He's like 700 years old. His technology is very analog to EVE's digital and ultra-high tech. He's about 700 years old, so I'm figuring she's at least half that, probably "younger." She definitely hasn't been active long enough to build up sentience like WALL-E has, though she does with his help. She clearly doesn't want him around at first, but he stalks the heck out of her, and then does some pretty stalker-y things when she's powered down.


But look at 'em...so darn cute.


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Wuh oh...


Erin
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