Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Humpday Haiku - Traffic Reports

So called Traffic News
Often behind or plain wrong
Very annoying



Seriously, how many times do I have to be sitting in traffic, hear a traffic report on the radio and it says "all clear out here, Bob!" Or this morning when they said an overturned tractor trailer was holding things up on the Inner Loop of the Baltimore beltway at 97 north...as I was driving on to the Inner Loop from 97 north, and could plainly see the overturned tractor trailer holding things up for the drivers on the OUTER LOOP trying to get on 97 south?

I'd really like it if you simply didn't do them at all if that's the way it's gonna be.


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2 comments:

  1. I've actually heard the same "report" re-broadcast every 20 minutes by the same station for an hour. By the 4th time, I had it memorized.

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