Savior Jesus Christ
Wasn't he the first zombie?
Think about it some.
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But he ate the body and drank the blood on Thursday before he died.
ReplyDeleteha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I more meant the whole not dead not alive thing. But yeah, even more.
ReplyDeleteYeah, George Romero, 1968, B&W, Night of the Living Dead. The Zombies ate people.
ReplyDeleteRight right, but I was going more off the traditional idea where Romero pulled the idea from, the voodoo stuff. Which would then of course lead to the idea of the horror flick zombie which is why the haiku was sure to offend somebody. :)
ReplyDeleteJust something I've been throwing out to people to catch them off guard lately. Randomly go: "So, Jesus...original zombie?"
so SO wrong!
ReplyDelete...but can't help but to giggle!
I think I can put an end to this debate because breaking news just revealed that James Cameron has opened the tomb of Jesus and inside they found huge rabbit costume.
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