Monday, March 5, 2007

I'm Melting, I'm Melting (whataworldwhataworld...)

Need to lose weight?

Do WeightWatchers.

Forget Atkins. Screw South Beach. Tell OptiFast to stick it where the sun don't shine.

Because WeightWatchers is where it's at (I got two turntables and a microphone). Fo' real.

I've lost about 18 pounds in about a month. Take that in. 18 pounds. About a month. And I didn't have to lose the carbs, or overload the carbs, or whatever. All WW does, if you use the flex plan, is teach you how to portion correctly for your size. You don't have to stop eating stuff you love, you just have to do it smartly. And in moderation. It's awesome. Let me say it again: 18 pounds in about a month. I haven't even started my workout regimen yet. Just you all wait till that happens.

Don't let the "notion" that it's for women stop you if you're male. That's BS. Yeah, maybe it still seems like it's geared towards women, but maybe thats because they're smarter than we are and they realize IT FREAKIN' WORKS! So, if you need to lose weight, find your local WeightWatchers, commit to it, and watch that weight FLY THE HELL OFF. :D

Note: I realize my results aren't typical. But I also realize that the system works for a reason and it's probably the simplest and most logical weight loss plan for pretty much everyone if they have even the slightest bit of willpower.


In other news, I ranked again in David McMahon's Blogs of the Week. (Check it out here http://david-mcmahon.blogspot.com/search/label/Aussiejourno%27s%20Weekly%20Blog%20Awards ) I dropped to 14, though. I gotta step it back up. Maybe more humorous Elmo stories. Like how I came home today to find he had taken the top layer of garbage out of the trash, and gotten in to the pantry and eaten an entire box of Jessie's cookies. Ugh. He's lucky he's cute.

3 comments:

  1. Congrats on the weight loss - it 'aint easy - been doing it most of my life. Glad to see it from the male side (I'm female), you don't hear that too often.

    Deb

    http://toiletpaper56.blogspot.com

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  2. Congrats on the loss. I lost 20 pounds in about 6 weeks myself-though now I'm at a plateau. WW works good from some people but it's a pain in the bootay if you gotta lose more than 100 pounds-as I do. But I'm glad you found something that works! Doing it along sucks big time.

    Congrats on the award too! I made the list and it made my day!

    Jenera

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  3. just thought I'd say congrats on the weight loss and the mcmahan listing. (I got there too) Oh yea and LOVE the Beck reference, not many people would 'get' that these days!

    Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands (where its at!)

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