I've got nothing to say...

So I'm cheating, and using a writing prompt.

What would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs?

Well, I'd imagine that if it really did rain cats and dogs, the umbrella would be a much heavier tool, and more expensive as a result. Also, rain would be a lot noisier, both coming down, as it hits your roof. Messier, too. Not only would you have to worry about the mess it would make when the felines and canines hit the earth, but what about the mess they make as they come down from the sky? I'd imagine that the fall would scare the shit out of them, quite literally.

And what about those poor animals that survived their ordeal? Yeep.