Thursday, May 31, 2007

One Icy Good Concoction

Next on the alphabetical list: snowballs.


I'm not talking about the confection mass produced by those sugar mongers at Hostess. Those are Snoballs, anyway.

I'm not talking snow cones, though that's close. They don't crush the ice finely enough. Wikipedia tries to front that they're the same thing, and that we call them snowballs instead of snow cones in Maryland...but that's bunk. I've had both, they're different, beyond the fact that snow cones come in those crappy paper cones. The picture is labeled snow cone, and it's somewhat in between both. In a cup, but the ice isn't quite crushed enough.

The closest thing outside of the the Delmarvan area that I've heard of is New Orleans. They use shaved ice, though.

Anyway, for those of the uninitiated...cheap and good stuff here. Get yourself a cup of varying size. Fill it with finely crushed ice. Add flavored syrup. Optionally add some toppings (usually marshmallow creme in my neck of the woods), take spoon, shovel in to mouth, repeat.

They're all over the place around here. I can easily name 5 stands within spitting distance. And I bet you that at least a few of them have "custom flavors" named after whatever kids like right now (like Spider-Man and SpongeBob. Like purple popsicles...they taste like their color...).

The best one by far is sold at a place that also sells bushels of crabs when they're running heavy. I've never known it to have a name, though Ben assured me years ago that they're called "Mom's." I'll take his word for it.

If you ever get by this way, spend the pennies on the dollar (larges are usually 2-3 dollars, tops, and that's with marshmallow) and enjoy one. In fact, I've got the space today, as soon as I post this, I'm goin' round to Mom's or whatever it's called. Sugar free egg custard with marshmallow is calling my name.

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10 comments:

  1. Damn that sounds good....Marshmallow creme? That's a first. I'm heading to Laughlin, NV this weekend, so I'm sure I'll be craving some icy goodness to keep Satan at bay.

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  2. "Sugar-free" egg custard and marsmallow?

    Such a thing is surely beyond the frontiers of science as we, and Scientists, know it.

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  3. Welcome Manny. Enjoy Nevada, and stay hydrated. It's brutal out there this time of year.

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  4. Chert- The egg custard syrup is sugar free. Alas, not the marshmallow creme. I'm not a scientist, but I swear it's true. Simply a way I get around aspects of my diet, yet still enjoy the fringe benefits.

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  5. Damn you Bart. I haven't had a snowball since I moved down here. I'm never home when the stands are open. I'm dying for either our little stand's Bart Simpson (if it indeed still exists) or a spearmint with marshmellow on top. Mmmmm...must stop on my way downy oshun next month.

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  6. Katy - sorry about that. But at least you can attest and be a witness that you can't really get them anywhere else.

    Out of curiosity...Bart Simpson? Was it yellow, and tasted like yellow?

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  7. It was Simpson yellow and I'm reluctant to say that it tasted like yellow because I wouldn't want anyone to think it tasted like yellow snow. It was fairly indescribable. Fruity is the closest I can think of but then again, it wasn't very fruity either.

    They had a Barney too but I never tried it so I don't know if it tasted like purple or dinosaur.

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  8. Well, they don't market a Snoopy Snow-BALL machine....perhaps that must factor in somehow.

    (On the other hand, Clerks never mentioned a "snowcone", either....)

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  9. Well, we don't have those here (not that I know of), but damn, it sure sounds good.

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