Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Quick Hit

Re: The Bourne Ultimatum.

The first trailer looked bad ass enough to lure me in, considering I loved the first one and really liked the second. Two bits of dialogue from the second trailer have me moving this up beyond "At Worlds End" to my second most anticipated film this summer:

Pamela Landy: This is Jason Bourne, the toughest target we've ever tracked. He's really good at staying alive, and trying to kill him and failing...just pisses him off.

Jason Bourne: Listen very carefully to what I'm about to tell you. I remember...I remember...everything.


August 3rd. I'm there.


Note: Here's the list.
1) Spider-Man 3
2) The Bourne Ultimatum
3) PotC: At World's End
3) (tie) Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
5) The Simpsons Movie

6 comments:

  1. Already have tickets reserved for Spidy on Friday. Parents' night out, little one stays at daycare. Woohoo!

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  2. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone! Where is the sexiest pirate to ever sail the ocean? Why is Johnny Depp's latest not on your list of summer must-see movies? I'm so utterly confused!

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  3. Because I'm afraid At Worlds End will be as bloated as Dead Man's Chest was. They really need to learn how to trim fat off those movies. The first one was dangerously close to bloated, and then, almost predictably as it was a sequel, the second one was definitely bloated.

    Cut some of that stuff, throw it on the DVD.

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  4. Bloated, predictable, whatever. Did I mention what a sexy pirate Johnny Depp is?

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  5. As awesome as I found Jack Sparrow, the sad fact is that I can go see a stumbling, drunk, eye-linered long haired dude for much cheaper at a local emo show.

    I like that line...I may reuse that.

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  6. Bart,

    As much as I disagree with you- about this and apparently almost everything, you do make me laugh.

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