And aaaaaaaaway we go!Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,
had a wife but couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell...
readygo.
David got first dibs with the nearly redundant "with a pager and a beeper." He later chimed in with the punny "A weekend warlock, he had to duck out for a spell."
Chert over at Nobody's Friend (go visit and make that the most wrongest title ever) scares me ever so slightly with: "And a bear ate pumpkin and wife as well.---And lost her in his pile of pumpkins. "
Cousin Heather threw down with a nod to how unhappy his wife will be about it all: "And now his life his close to hell."
Deborah over at Uncommon Notions puts together my favorite so far (probably because I'm a sucker for the word dispel):
"But the rumors he could not dispel."
pope terry over at The Diary of a Whipping Boy gives us the very pragmatical: "Which for financial reasons he had to sell."
ozlady points out the obvious, yet still funny: "and pretty soon began to smell!"
lady t gets a bit nasty with "And sent her straight back to hell."
With a pager and a beeper
ReplyDeleteAnd a bear ate pumpkin and wife as well.
ReplyDelete---
And lost her in his pile of pumpkins.
David -
ReplyDeleteNiiice. But aren't they the same thing, really?
chert -
ReplyDeleteYou scare me sometimes.
And now his life is close to hell
ReplyDeleteI mean come on...what woman isn't going to bitch when shoved into a pumpkin??? Granted, I have seen pumpkins that one could live in, but seriously...
That was me...
ReplyDelete-Heather
Heather -
ReplyDeleteI'd be more worried about the fact that he shoved her in to something he eats habitually.
But the rumors he could not dispel
ReplyDeleteDeborah -
ReplyDeleteI like that sentence...maybe because I'm a fan of the word dispel.
Bart,
ReplyDeleteCool. And I thought I couldn't play this game very well.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,
ReplyDeletehad a wife but couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell...
Which for financial reasons he had to sell...
Its a real shame when pumpkin farmers have to sell there wives.
pope terry -
ReplyDeleteNiiiice. Going right up there. And if you're new...welcome!
First
ReplyDeleteChert scares me ALL the time...
Second
I reckon you need go find out what my guest blogger has to say about your little rhyme.
;)
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,
ReplyDeletehad a wife but couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell...
and pretty soon began to smell!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,
ReplyDeletehad a wife but couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell...
And sent her straight back to hell.
Of course the word ‘back’ insinuates that she was from hell in the first place…hmm I’m sure one or two men would agree with that lol...sorry, couldnt think of anything else...
A weekend warlock, he had to duck out for a spell.
ReplyDeleteBart-Man, in answer to yr query I was up at 4.30 for an early start on the newspaper ....
Love the early starts. Get home early ....